At first glance the hotel seamed quite cosy, and taking the area into consideration, the rates also seamed quite reasonable. Unfortunately nothing about this stay was reasonable.
When I first arrived and the formal matters was cleared, I got my keycard and got pointed in the direction of my room with a lazy finger, the guy in the reception didn't really want to move from his chair, the football match that was playing from his computer under the reservation desk was obviously more important for him. Anyway, I can live with that part.
After some searching, when I managed to find my room, this is where my experience became really "like the thing that comes out of your bottom", literally! The bed was hard, the sheets was causing itching on my skin and worst of all there was poo in the toilet from the previous guest!
I could probably continue for a quite some time, but I think that you get my point.