No phone, no lights,no motor car, not a single luxery...yes, Gilligan had it better. We got a single bed room and we weren't expecting much, but it got comical. Here's the list of missing items that should be a must in any motel room but were missing from this one.: working dead-bolt, internet, phone, t.v. (since there was no internet), plug in outlets except for 1 wall, hand soap, (shampoo too), and I believe there was supposed be be breakfast. But we did get two fly strips hanging off the bathroom mirror that were pretty full, and a branch (a literal tree branch) to keep the window locked. Frankly, the bed was comfortable, the heater worked, we had toilet paper, and quiet neighbors.